Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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