When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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