I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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