oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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