oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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