so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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