we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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