I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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