My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
