I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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