Well douche your snatch and let's go!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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