We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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