Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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