dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Oh god it's open bar.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
