I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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