It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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