So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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