Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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