ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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