at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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