You can't motorboat a personality
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
