Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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