I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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