Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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