I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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