WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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