i just google imaged poop.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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