Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.