school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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