i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!