i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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