worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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