I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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