I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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