You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Randomize
