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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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