Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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