Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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