I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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