butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I enjoy the company of your penis
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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