P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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