Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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