ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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