whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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