My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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