So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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