Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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