But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I need a beard to bite.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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