Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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