my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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