ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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