Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.