I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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