He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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