Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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