so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
how does that bad decision feel?
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