Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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