Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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